omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

hashgag:

The most annoying thing about death, is that everyone will act like they have always loved that person

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

(Source: explosino)

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids